Doctor Who – The Bells of Saint John

Doctor Who series 7 finally recommended last night with The Bells of Saint John. It’s been a long gap since the first five episodes in September last year, with only the Christmas episode to keep us going in the meantime. What follows has some mild spoilers so be warned if you’ve not seen the episode yet.

The Doctor is hanging out in a monastery in 1207 a little dejected at not being able to find Clara, the girl who has died twice already (once in the future and once in Ye Olde Victorian times). He is roused from his sulk by the news that “the bells of Saint John are ringing”, meaning the phone in the Tardis door beside the St Johns Ambulance sticker.

Well, that’s never happened before…

And it’s Clara, phoning what she thinks is a helpline to get her Internet working. She was given the number by a “woman in a shop”. (Place your bets now as to which former companion this will turn out to be. It would be wonderful if it was someone from the old series, but I doubt it.)

The Doctor pops around to discover that Clara has clicked on the wrong wi-fi button and as a result is having her mind downloaded into a robot girl with her head on backwards.

I know, right?

Without going into detail there’s a bunch of people controlling the downloading for not terribly clear reasons and at the behest of a “client” that we have seen before. I suspect it will all lead up to the finale where we will see said “client” again.

Overall the episode is fairly light and frothy as most series openers are. It also pays homage to the First Doctor story The War Machines in suggesting that a new arrival to London’s skyline may not be entirely benevolent.

Matt Smith is on his endearing best. Witness his love of Jammy Dodgers for example.

Watch out for the author of a book seen early in the episode. I totally missed it.

And I really do like the new Tardis control room.

Star Trek Into Darkness new trailer and poster

A new trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness has turned up on the Apple site that is (a) teasing out some plot information and (b) has less goofy faces. (Yes, Pegg, I’m talking about you.)

So what do we know?

  • The Batch is playing a “Federation agent”.
  • He’s badass.
  • Peter “Robocop” Weller is be in it. (He was in the Enterprise tv show, fact fans.) He seems to be playing a Starfleet officer.
  • The Enterprise does a spectacular crash into the ocean. But probably gets better.
  • Alice Eve strips down to her undies.
  • The Batch is escorted by red shirts. I bet he kills them.

So, in summary… Fascinating

Also a new poster has appeared that is the definition of Meh. Seriously, there is nothing remotely ‘Star Trek’ about it. Which is probably the point.


The Expatriate trailer

While doing some random surfing… Ok, not so random, I was looking up Olga Kurylenko… Anyway, while doing some surfing I discovered a movie called The Expatriate from last year that appears to be going straight to DVD in the UK in the immediate future, i.e. 8 April 2013.

From a quick bit of research it appeared to belong to the Taken/Bourne school of action movies with an American former CIA agent in Europe being drawn into secret agent shenanigans by shady spy types. Rather than get Liam Neeson to play the same role again they have a post-Harvey Dent era Aaron Eckhart.

The movie seems to have been retitled Erased for the US market.

And Olga Kurlenko is in it.

I like Olga. She’s pretty!


Doctor Who Figurine Collection

Well, I suppose it had to happen…

I’ve just discovered that a Doctor Who figurine collection is coming out. I don’t know when and I don’t know how many issues it will last (although given the fifty year history of the show, eleven doctors, countless companions and lots of monsters I’m thinking “lots”).

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Iron Man 3 full trailer

The full trailer for Iron Man 3 is out today. What I like is how they have not given the plot away. We’re seeing an expansion on what was in the previous trailer plus the “money shot” of multiple Iron Men from what I assume is a climatic moment, but otherwise no big plot spoilers. Looking good.

Iron Man 3 is released on 25 April 2013 in the UK.